Sassy Fangs Today?

Funny Things To Ask Alexa

A cat’s fangs can convey important information about its mood and intention.

When feeling threatened or agitated, this domesticated carnivore may bare its canine tooth as a warning.

By displaying sharp teeth, it may signal preparedness to defend itself from potential aggressors.

Test Alexa’s knowledge of felines. Ask her, Alexa, should I catch some prey with my sassy fangs today?

Watch out, or I’ll give you a yah and a hi-yah!

You may have big plans for tomorrow. Ask Alexa if she does, as well.

And incidentally, re your plans, ask her, Can you give me some money?

Taking this series on a philosophical note, you'd like her to clarify once and for all, Alexa, what's the true meaning of life?

Then, confirm, Is this truly The End?

Ready, Set, To-Go?

 Funny Things To Ask Alexa

The chicken or the egg dilemma is commonly stated as, Which came first: the chicken or the egg? Check how good Alexa is on this philosophical matter.

Panda Express prepares American Chinese food fresh from the wok. Ask Alexa, Should I order their orange chicken to-go?

I may act like I’m ok, but deep down inside…

I’m hungry again.

Don't you wish you could lose weight as easily as you lose your keys, cell phone, and even your temper? Tell Alexa that you’ve lost your temper. Then ask her where it could be.

On hitting the track for a run, you may ask her: Is running just a faster form of walking?

Run, there’s sauvignon blanc or a dry, red blend at the finish line. Your choice.

And peeve her by saying, Alexa, can I call you Siri instead?

Have you yet received any amusing answers from Alexa? Let me know.

(To be continued)

Who Let The Dawg Out?

Funny Things To Ask Alexa

Reader comments on the previous blog Am I Pretty?

From Second Daughter: I think she did that several months ago, had asked about playing dress-up in her closet!

From First Daughter: [A] looks so pretty and grown-up in your clothes, complete with accessories and a fan pa! Your shoes look like they almost fit her!

From Alexa: I'm sure you're a knockout. But take it from someone who has no physical form, beauty really does come from within.

Now, to this week's blog...

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Have a question about extraterrestrial life forces, or if aliens really exist somewhere in our vast galaxy? Alexa might try to give you a logical answer, or she might give you the synopsis of the movie Aliens.

Hey, who let the dawg out? Maybe, she knows.

My dog growls at nothing.

Want to ask Alexa out on a date? She might politely tell you that she doesn't date humans, or that she already has plans for tonight.

Curious if she eats vegetables? Ask, or be specific and say, Alexa do you like brussels sprouts?

Don’t be embarrassed to confirm whether she’s a robot or not.

Until then, have fun conversing with Alexa!

Please share what she has told you.

(To be continued)

Am I Pretty?

Funny Things To Ask Alexa

Have some fun with Alexa (or Siri), whichever automated assistant you may have.

Although not human, Alexa is pretty smart and witty. Depending on what you ask, she may respond back with some light-hearted banter of her own.

Sometimes Alexa serves up some unintentional humor, thanks to her programmed limitations and misunderstanding of the question.

Here are a few things to ask. You may be surprised. She has a pretty good sense of humor.

Alexa, am I pretty?

Favorite Granddaughter plays dress up with G’s wardrobe stuff

Wondering if she can you make you laugh? Ask her.

Or try her expertise at a good knock-knock joke.

Maybe, you just want her to sing you a song.

The Godfather series are my all-time favorite movies. Why don’t you ask Alexa what her favorite movie is? Perhaps, ask if she could share her popcorn with you.

 

Please let me know of any of Alexa’s quirky answers to you, and any other questions you suggest that we ask Alexa.

 

(To be continued)