Frog Tales Marathon
For a ribbiting good time, I thought we could go ahead and leap into the world of frog humor's TOP TEN list.
2 What do frogs do with paper? They rip-it.
3 Why do frogs always do a great job? Because they just hop into it.
4 Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road? He was afraid of getting toad.
5 What kind of music do frogs listen to? Hip hop
6 What is a frog’s favorite time of year? Leap year
7 What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog? A croaker spaniel
8. How do frogs end their letters? Hopping this finds you well!
9. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals
10 What did the frog say to its friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, be hoppy!”
And there you have it.
May these jump-start your day!
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