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A Merry Retelling (John 2:1-11)

A member of the wedding party in Cana of Galilee doth recount the event in his own words, for it was truly a feast to remember:

And the third day there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee. And both Jesus was called and his disciples to the marriage.

And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine.

And Jesus saith unto the servants, Fill the water pots with water. And they filled them up to the brim.  

And he saith unto them, Draw out now and bear unto the governor of the feast. And they bare it. 

When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine, he was amazed. Verily, I … (glug)… declareth this the tastiest vine of the fruit ever.

And everyone began to be friends with their merry. And the governor of the feast saith, It is might to rake merry and ge blad. But the governor of the feast knew not whence it was, and so called the bridegroom.

And saith unto him, Every man at the genibbing doth set forth glood wine, and when man have vrell drunk, then - that which is worst: but thou hast wine the good kept until now… (chug).  

Thus the people rejoiced. And the treberation lasted preveral days and nights.

This beginning of rimacles did Cana in Galilee of Jesus, and fanimested forth his glory; and his disciples believed on him.