Saturday, September 17, 2022

Great Pyramid of Giza

Iconic Edifices: Cairo, Egypt

Here are some fun facts about Egypt.  

Egyptian men and women wore makeup. They were one of the first to create the perfect winged cat eyeliner.

They invented writing, using ink on paper called papyrus.

And the country's most noteworthy feature?

The Great Pyramid of Giza.

Oldest of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World and the only one that remains mostly intact. 

Tomb of fourth dynasty Pharaoh Khufu. 


Largest Egyptian pyramid.

Standing face-to-face before it during one of our journeys-of-a lifetime, I'd conceded rather quickly that the historians weren't kidding. 

This edifice is staggering.

Actually much bigger in real life and with near perfect proportions.

The theory was that the pyramid was based on the application of a gradient of 5.5 sekeds.

This measure means that for a pyramid height of 1 cubit which is 7 palms, its base would be 5.5 palms.

The ratio of height to base is 7 divided by 5.5, which is 1.2727.

Did you understand all that?

Me neither. 

But I could see a lesson in this. 

Pay attention in Trigonometry. Or anything that involves sines or cosines or long division or the Pythagorean Theorem. Because when you want to create a four-sided figure each of which needs to be evenly split from base to tip by very subtle concave indentations, your knowledge will come in handy.

Now, I need your opinion. 

Have you ever wondered how it was assembled? 

The pyramid was constructed out of stone blocks, each weighing at least two tons. Do you think several men together maneuvered each block over a ramp that encircled the structure as it rose? 

Did they move each stone up long ramps that got higher and longer as the pyramid got taller?

Or was it built by... (gasp)... ALIENS?!

And why the sloping sides?

For the dead pharaoh to climb to the sky and live forever?

Or are they representations of the rays of the sun?

Perhaps, Carnac the Magnificent would know. (Aside: Carnac, a recurring comedic role played by Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show, was a mystic from the East who could divine unknown answers to unseen questions.)

Actually, when I think about it, how it came to be doesn't really matter. To me, it remains to be the supermodel of all pyramidal structures.

Every detail.

Every furrow.

Every groove.

كويس اوي. Kwaiz awwi.
(Awesome, in Egyptian Arabic.)

Saturday, September 10, 2022

St. Basil's Cathedral

Iconic Edifices: Moscow, Russia

Do you have a bucket list of places you like to visit?

I do, and I'm checking it twice. 

Russia had been on the top. 

Ever since I read about Yuri Zhivago, a man torn between his love for two women while caught in the tumultuous course of twentieth century Russian history.

More so, when I saw the James Bond movie From Russia With Love where the main character battles a secret crime organization known as SPECTRE. 

But it got checked off my list that summer when we tzar-trekked on Russia, largest country in the world. 

A dream-come-true.

The sights were awesome but for me, more than the Kremlin or Lenin's tomb, nothing tops the utter magnificence of this Russian icon that was at the southern end of Red Square in Moscow.




St. Basil's Cathedral.

What a crazy confusion of colors, patterns and shapes.

Eight onion-shaped domes.

Like an assortment of handmade Hammonds Christmas Classic hard candies. Pillows, straws, art candies, and mini ribbons. 

A masterpiece of quintessential beauty.

I was starry-eyed. 

Legend has it that Ivan the Terrible had the architects blinded so that they could never build anything comparable to this landmark church.




выражение горя!
(An expression of woe, transliterated Vyrazheniye gorya!)

I didn't know what else to say. My mind wasn't making sense, my thoughts mixing up words and language. Like Yuri, I was devastated. Like Bond, I would have battled Ivan's dreadful phantasm.

Hands thrust deeply into my coat pockets, I strode along a path on the square.

The air went from cool to chilly as the sunlight vanished.

Saturday, September 3, 2022

Eiffel Tower

Iconic Edifices: Paris, France

When did Winnie the Pooh become a brilliant philosopher? Every time I look for quotes, there’s one from him that gives me a new perspective and a reason to reevaluate my life.

Seriously.

Like this one.

How do you spell love? asked Piglet.

You don't spell it, you feel it, said Pooh.

Climbing up exactly 674 steps to the second floor of the Eiffel Tower that day, I wondered. Could I?

Constructed as the entrance to the 1889 World's Fair, it is now one of the most recognizable structures in the world. Reputedly a symbol of love.

In total, there are 1,665 steps from the esplanade to the top, but the stairway from there is not open to the public. Thank goodness, a stairway+ lift ticket took us the rest of the way.

So from 984 feet up (or 1,063 feet if you include the broadcast antennas), I peered through the wrought iron lattice of the tower and surveyed the scene.


I wanted to feel the love.

I began to imagine a scenario in which total strangers meet. The woman falls in love with the guy. And he falls in love right back. And they walk off into the sunset together. 

Cue the fireworks.

That was how I pictured love.


That was how I thought it should be.  You know… sparkling stars in the sky and trails of petals everywhere and fireworks.

But along the way, you know what I’d discovered?

You know what they never really talk about in Hallmark movies?

It’s that sometimes, the happily-ever-after isn’t in the grand gestures and proclaiming your love from the top of a tower.

At times, it is in the smallest pleasantries.

Like a libation of cappucino with frothy cream. Or a crème brûlée. 

Surely, I will have been had at, Bone-ghore!

L'amour est dans l'air. Love is in the air.

I can feel it.

You go Winnie!

Saturday, August 27, 2022

Have Suitcase, Will Travel

A Day In The Life

Recalling past trips and preparing for upcoming ones have spurred the inclusion of this travel prep scenario, rendered in modern English for easier reading.

*** 

MWA

My brain is like a world globe that spins endlessly on its axis, never slowing down, a constant blur of cities and nations and possibilities. I suppose that's what happens after visiting over the years some 54 countries on five continents, more than I ever imagined I would.  

Which actually has motivated me to develop a methodical way of packing, whether it's for a couple of weeks overseas or just a three-day weekend somewhere on the mainland.


It all starts with a spreadsheet. At least a month or so before actual departure time. It may not sound very exciting really, but it works.

On the horizontal row are laid out tops, bottoms, footwear, accessories, jewelry, and comments. 

I suppose I'm a 'just in case' packer. Just in case a formal event pops out.



I also have clothes in which to accept the Nobel Peace Prize and clothes for a funeral or spelunking.

In short, outfits for just about any occasion.

The vertical rows will have the dates, noting any special events.


For ease of use, all items for each day are packed in a baggie that's labeled, of course.


These are just the wearables.

Of course, these could change should I decide later that I could have gone with the solid tee rather than with the striped one that isn't my power look.


And yeah, there's a sub spreadsheet of essentials which includes makeup, toiletries, meds, devices, and chargers.




                        HUBBY

He packs a day or two before departure - tops.

Sometimes just minutes before leaving. 





The extent of his stash? Tees, shirt, socks, underwear: two of each. M
ax.

If possible, just one set of clothes. Just pick something that never stinks, barely needs laundry, and always looks great.

Less is more.

Actual clothing packed for upcoming two-week overseas trip. August 2022


Carrier of choice: small carry-on? Optional.

Duffel? Maybe.

A plastic bag? Preferred.




For goodness sake. You can't expect me
to fly south for the whole winter without
bringing a few things!





We're done and ready to go.

Ta-ta!

Saturday, August 20, 2022

Good Night Till It Be Morrow

A Day In The Life

GOOD NIGHT TILL IT BE MORROW

(Partially based on a real event)

Scene I: Seating room on mainland home, around 9 pm

Mwa: Good even! Come, thou gentle night. Show me thy grey light.


Hubby: No, not yet. These should be hours for delights, not for necessities.

Times to repair our nature and make merry. Here, taste ye this cider, woman.




Mwa: Hark ye! This is fery fantastical. 

Hubby: Bring in the vino quickly; wine enough my health to drink. (Drinking his wine in one long quaff): Come. Let's have one other gaudy night. Some more wine here: what, ho!

Mwa: Ye gave me this and now, I want more. Derlicious!


Hubby (belting down a jigger): Yer said it, worman. I am giddy: expectation whirls me round.

Mwa (gulp, guzzle): Deez da life!



Two hours later

Hubby: To bed, to bed! sleeppp lull thossse purty eeeyes. I prithee noow, to bed! Z-Z-Z-z-zz




EPILOGUE

Spoken by Mwa



O night wid hue so blaaack! (Hic!) O night, alack, alaacck.We must awaay to bed. Fffaare thee well, good frens. 
Good nniight.


One glug, two guzzle, three gulp, floor.

Fin


 

Thursday, August 18, 2022

Happy Tenth!



Just a few years ago, you were a zero-year old Buckeye baby.

Today you are two-hands old. 

Whoa! A two-digit birthday! 

Welcome to a brand-new chapter of your life. 


Here's wishing that you remain...


A - DORABLE 


At home with Madeline





L - OVEABLE




Mama And Me. Sketch: AVS, Columbus: 2022



Left: Hug From Mana | (Right): Pearly Smiles. Honolulu: August 2022

E - NERGETIC and

Last day of school with BFF, Easton: 2022



K - OOKY 


May your day be filled

 with happy moments

 and

fun...






May your smile

grow brighter

 and may all your wishes

come true...



Glass bottom boat ride. Honolulu: August 2022 



Left: The Avenue, Dublin | Right: Plain Township Swim Center, New Albany: August 2022 | Below: Surprise! Birthday girl gets a visit at school at lunch time.



Cooper's Hawk Birthday Dinner: August 18, 2022


After-Dinner Fountain Frolic. Easton Town Center





Your wings already exist, 

all you have to do

 is fly.



Happy birthday, 

sweetheart!




  Pittsburgh Zoo: July 2022

Saturday, August 13, 2022

A Meijer Run

A Day In The Life

A MEIJER RUN

(Based on a real event)

Scene I: At Meijer


Hubby: Prithee, go fetch cherries, too.

Mwa: How stands the hour?

Hubby: Hasten. I pray you, don't tarry.



Mwa: I must away then. I shall find you anon at cashier's.

Mwa strolls the aisles

(Picking up wads of yarn): Beautiful yarn! Aye, and more. Yellow and pink and vermilion.

Meanwhile, by cashier's

Hubby (after ten minutes, tapping his foot and scowling like a thundercloud): Fie! fie!

Back to store aisles


Mwa (passing by the chips aisle): BOGO? This I think, there's no woman so vain that would refuse so fair an offered discount. 

(In the frozen section): Well, praised be the gods for Marie Callender's pies on sale. (Aside): There's not a sale I meet but doth salute me. A pecan pie for me and a lemon meringue pie for me, too. Very good, very excellent good.

An hour later

Mwa (victorious after perusing all of Meijer's discount sales): Never so weary. I can no further go. My legs can keep no pace with my desires. Better now hie to get the fresh fruit Hubby doth desire. Then to cashier's to pay.

Hubby (his brow deeply furrowed, looking completely miserable): Now by the faith of my fathers, what took you so long?

Mwa oblivious. They depart.

***

Scene II: Kitchen back home

Mwa: Empty the basket, I say. I would fain behold your eyes when you see these fresh, red, ripe strawberries you had asked me to fetch.

Hubby (his face with a strain revealing itself in the shadows around his eyes, the tense set of his jaw): AARGH!

(To be continued)